Okay, so it’s only 500 posts, but I still think it’s worth noting. I’ve collected my Top 10 HPN moments to celebrate. Enjoy, and may there be 500 more.
10. Surprisingly near the beginning, Austin introduced the word “underwhelming” to our blog. (It was banned not long after.)
9. The first time that Austin crapped up the blog (or at least, the first time that Chris publicly complained.)
8. Arguably our biggest hit on Google.
7. For whatever reason, search engines also like Austin’s “the killers suck” post.
6. My favorite David Dark video.
5. And I’ll never forget Chris’s dedication. Thanks, bro.
4. Austin’s moment of internet celebrity.
3. Have we forgotten Paris Hilton’s pre-election moment of brilliance?
2. Austin reviewed Crunchy Cons over six months ago, and he still hasn’t read the book.
1. David Dalbey declared that this video justified the existence of the internet. How could it not be #1?
And as an aside, post statistics for our six faithful authors:
A – 139 posts
B – 22 posts
C – 88 posts
D – 118 posts
F – 126 posts
G – 6 posts
Beautiful. Since this blog exists to celebrate ourselves and our own interests, what better way to commemorate than celebrating this blog and consequently ourselves in a recursive meta way.
Preview of coming attractions: Austin changes the design. Even though the blog has been in a slow decline, everyone complains.