oh Canada

October 29th, 2008 § 0

This quote says it all:

Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger has said that for the band’s upcoming sixth album, “the bar has been raised ridiculously high.” With the release Tuesday of the track Something In Your Mouth, we now see that the bar was actually a stripper pole all along.

Now, we are aware that there is nothing original about trashing Nickelback, but the awfulness of “Something In Your Mouth” demands fresh damnation. The band’s ode to a stripper boasts lyrics that seem destined — if not designed — to become the unofficial anthem of dudes who follow creeds like “bros before hos” and, well, like Nickelback.

But, but what happened to the ironic Nickelback that sang, “I wanna be a rock star”?

HT: National Post

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