Um, Paris Hilton did something amazing. She actually laid the political smack on McCain. If you haven’t yet, you should watch the two most recent McCain campaign ads:
and
then, when you’ve cleaned up the vom, check this out:
I dunno… do you guys see a problem with writing her in? I kinda don’t.
I do not understand the new McCain ads at all. But that Paris Hilton ad just made sense to me. “I’ll see you at the debates, b—–s!”
I was hoping it would be funnier. But I would definitely write her in.
Interesting that McCain puts Barry in league with only *female* celebrities. Perhaps he is just trying to cover his bases; we all know The Chosen One transcends race — does McCain subconsciously fear that he transcends gender as well?
Also, both candidates obviously misunderestimated how politically effective Paris Hilton could be in a bikini. Maybe the RLOVEUTION should capitalize as a last ditch effort.
I wrote my previous comment after only hearing a clip of Paris’s ad on the radio; I realize after hearing the whole thing that, in context, my suggestion to the Lib’tarians actually implies that they should be putting Ron Paul in a bikini.
Please don’t.